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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
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Gallacea is a genus of fungi in the Gallaceaceae family. The genus contains six species found in Australia and New Zealand. Gallacea was circumscribed by American mycologist Curtis Gates Lloyd in 1905.
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Oleg Leonidovich Salyukov is a Russian general of the army and the current Commander-in-Chief of the Russian Ground Forces since 2014. Before that he commanded the Far Eastern Military District from 2008 to 2010.
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